skinny bitch strikes back

handgunsx:

perks of not having a thigh gap:

• when food drops on your lap, you can catch it

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jarvis-deploy:

so my mom was driving to work and she spotted this in someone’s yard.

guys…

the doctor is here.

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scintillatingjelly:

Thug Kitchen by DarkClinton

http://imgur.com/a/J9r3P

This is the literally the best.

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suicideblonde:

Dita Von Teese

liampain:

perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you

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